Word of the Day: Spitzer
March 11, 2008
Spitzer
-verb
1. A sexual act performed by the stupidest man alive.
Word of the Day: Endorsement
March 5, 2008
Endorsement
-noun
1. What it’s called when a mentally-challenged person likes you.
2. Something you should really not be very proud of.
3. A step in the wrong direction.
Word of the Day: Experience
March 4, 2008
Experience
-noun
1. Something that allows you to answer the phone at 3 a.m.
2. Something you can get from attending a bunch of ribbon cuttings and funerals as First Lady.
3. Something that it is only possible for one person to have.
Word of the Day: Friendo
March 3, 2008
Friendo
-noun
1. A person who is asked to call it.
2. A person that’s been puttin’ it up their whole life.
3. A person that will likely be killed by a cattle gun.
