This is one of a series of entertaining PSA’s by the comedy troupe Reckless Tortuga:

This Just In

I’ve watched this 11 times – and laughed just as hard everytime.

If You Think for One Second That the Terminators Aren’t on Their Way, Then I Just Pity You.

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New Emoticons

Emoticons are helpful keyboard shortcuts that can be used to communicate emotions, special circumstances or instructions. Some of the most well-known emoticons are things like , which means a happy face.

However, as technology progresses, it becomes possible to integrate even more emoticons into the various methods of communication we use. So, Shumaluckbucky now presents a series of new emoticons. Use one today!

 

Helpful new emoticons

Word of the Day: Friend

Friend
-noun

1. A person you don’t necessarily have any attachment to in any way.
2. A person you want to invite to your events, direct toward your blog or use in some other way.
3. A person whose pictures you want to secretly look at.
4. A person you quite possibly despise.

The World's Best Friend Store

Exclusive CD Preview

Here is a sneak peak at the album that I will be releasing soon. It’s album – entitled Sounds of the Elevator Compilation - is designed to help people feel like they are in a traditional office setting – with each track featuring an actual elevator conversation between two or more people.

This album is designed for those in the corporate world – or those who want to dream about someday being in the corporate world! With a 100% authentic elevator small talk feeling, Sounds of the Elevator Compilation is perfect for:

• People that have been fired from a corporate job
• Self-employed people who crave the “structure” and “uniformity” of the corporate world
• Workers on maternity leave, sick leave or vacation
• People employeed by companies without an elevator
  And many more! 

FRONT COVER

BACK COVER

 

EXCLUSIVE BOOK PREVIEW

You probably heard the great news – Kathy Griffin, everyone’s favorite, ummm, person that is on TV, is going to get paid a totally reasonable $2 Million to write a book.

Thankfully we here at Shumaluckbucky got our hands on a sneak preview of the book’s cover: